NewStats: 3,265,513 , 8,187,037 topics. Date: Sunday, 15 June 2025 at 12:50 PM 612s11

Ageing is inescapable. How fast we age is controllable. Dey there make time and gravity deform your looks. I dey gym almost daily to maintain a semblance of beauty. Vanity is not a bad thing.

The man is inducted here and there. One would think he was a big deal when alive. He wasn’t. This is the equivalent of Orezi or Lyta receiving posthumous fanfare after the inevitable, something we don’t see while they’re alive. How many Caucasians did you see in his live performances? Less than a handful.

Israel is on a warpath. Now, the country is like the family pet which was pinched and decided to tear every member’s exercise books. The very same Arab who preaches in his holy books to turn the other cheek is breaking everyone’s heads with a big stick.

I will never understand how these conflicts fluctuate oil prices. I honestly don’t care since they benefit us.

With AI being really good, I can’t believe those pictures. For all I know, the whole story may be someone’s imagination.

Why did it take two years before she did her investigation? At that, why did she spend a while in Lagos instead of going directly to her village? Something tells me the time spent in Lagos was for getting serviced by a native from that tribe. The female herself looks no different from any indigene of the country, that is another red flag of the story being false.

That she was able to communicate with the village youths meant that she knew how to speak the dialect. That was a positive for her father. I honestly don’t believe it was a tale of wickedness in the end, more likely a situation where dementia or Parkinson’s was claiming his mind and his family taking the role of overzealous minders. Mental illness is heavily frowned upon in our environment. The very youths forming Rambo to save him would be the first to spit and assault him if left to roam free.

Cloudflare is the worst internet service of all time. Disqus is a close second.

So? Downtimes happen here and there. Maintenance has to be done and emergencies don’t take breaks. We go dey all right, last last.

All of a sudden, every boy faking to be a female member is a Gen Z member. Nairaland na cruise, last last.

Post tragedy interview.

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Can you imagine this ignorant generalization made front page? This forum really is for wasting one’s time. When I realized Nairaland na cruise was when a poster claimed driving a car was a form of physical exercise. The likes and comments I saw ing the opinion turned on the switch which remained stuck till today — type rubbish, sleep, come the next day and do the same. Nobody comes here to learn.

The Green Mile. Let me watch it again to see if I’ll feel the same way. I noticed the more I read books, the more I empathize with TV characters. Weird.

If they cults in secondary school, why is this surprising?

Do you celebrate them?


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obonujoker:
May 27th - Children Day

June 12th- Democracy Day

October 1st- Independence Day.

Noticeably citizens do not celebrate these days loudly as some years ago.

Everywhere will just be quiet and everyone go on their way as if these are not important days.

What's happening?

Nairaland has reverted to 2005 topics. Nigeria in effect.

Maybe I’m doing it wrong. I’m very sure the twenty-six and twenty-eight year olds begging me for marriage are Gen Z. They were born in 1999 and 1997 respectively. If anyone is chasing a 25 and under female, na him do himself. Even at that, there are some who’ll like you too much to do anyhow.

Another ChatGPT write-up. Who do una this thing for this forum?

I saw it on Reddit. Laugh nearly kill me.

Who is she and why should I care?

All we’re good at is talking. We talk, talk and talk. The painful part is we never speak when it is needed. This is another avenue to talk. Nigerians will surely appreciate it.

Never allow time and gravity mould your body. Do so on your own . Tell mama to get a gym hip and she will insult you for wishing her death.

Who?

Telegram with more features than Whatsapp hasn’t killed the app then it’s this one which will? I laugh in Gibberlink. I’ve seen many apps and social media platforms come and go. I will see more do the same.

Thank God I’ve not come across anything or anyone with a drug addiction. That is one of the worst types of self hate one can see in life.

The only good thing is she’s left bleaching cosmetics alone.

Okay. Good. Write her off. You two are not physically compatible.

Who cares what seventeen year old boys in Sango Ota think? Nobody sabi una past una nuclear families. Nairaland no go make una blow. Continue deceiving yourselves.

There is a soccer event every week. When BBNaija or similar event kicks off, people (trying to be diplomatic with my word) here will act like one BBNaija edition yearly covers every weekend of soccer games. Hypocrisy, una spray the perfume come wear the shirt .

How short are we talking about here?

That thing is limited by one’s eyesight. It can down WWII planes. Anything modern can’t be hit since they move at sonic speeds. The human brain can’t calculate fast enough the trajectory to fire to secure a sure hit. Let me see them handle the electronic version which has a U and display. That is when I will lose sleep.

Not all opinions should be broadcast. I feel dumber for reading this.

Cancer surely taught him YOLO. He looks good and put together. I knew him from the Airtel ad. I honestly thought he was an African American who decided to relocate. The average Nigerian man has a lot to learn from him. I see thirty year old men with pregnant bellies and fat cheeks.

The boy don hammer.

It was a testing his fake stories. I was right all along. None of them catch better following.