NewStats: 3,265,513 , 8,187,042 topics. Date: Sunday, 15 June 2025 at 12:56 PM 6s545

abc115:
"Furthermore, I also confer posthumous national honours on Ken Saro Wiwa (CON), the leader of the Ogoni Nine and his fellow travellers, Saturday Dobee (OON), Nordu Eawo (OON), Daniel Gbooko (OON), Paul Levera (OON), Felix Nuate (OON), Baribor Bera (OON), Barinem Kiobel (OON), and John Kpuine (OON). I shall also be exercising my powers under the prerogative of mercy to grant these national heroes a full pardon, together with others whose names shall be announced later in conjunction with the National Council of State."

President Bola Tinubu

Please, try not to get killed by another man! If Tinubu had been killed before he took off on excile, he wouldnt have become the Nigerian President!

Kingpele:
Wow....we need Adesina at all cost to become our president in 2027 before fake ant finish this country patapata

Look at this one? What do you know? Adesina's policies will be far worse (better) than Tinubu's! You think subsidy is the right way to grow a country? A country can only thrive if they have one language (not colonial), similar culture, religious tolerance, and same tribe! All these factors will contribute to the growth of a country! Tinubu's policies may seem bad but they are very good. How can a section of the country be thriving upon the success of the other one? You rely on the taxes paid by one section to develop the other! Haba! Many people on this App dont think?

Racoon:

With all these kinds of untimely and unwarranted deaths, do u think Christianity has power? All the deaths described here contradict the potency and all manners of miracles narrated in the New Testament! We must all wake up Africans!

Namaster:
I HATE official communication written in PIDGIN.
It's CRASS and DISTASTEFUL.

ANYBODY who can read this NONSENSE would also be able to read a memo written in simple and correct English.

A press release in pidgin is just DUMB!

Plus, the entire thing sounds patronising and condescending.

Makes me want to uproot a MAST.

Wetin be this? This thing wey dey sweet me die! See, I have B.A (English literature) M.A.(Literature-in-English), but this communication bam! Toriola dey street!

https://www.nairaland.4free.org/8328777/want-unseat-tinubus-government-bwala

Mallam, I smile to myself! You are very fortunate! Asiwaju has done nothing wrong but put the country in a very good position that whosoever comes after him will have no choice than to perform or crumble! PBAT 4+4!

Obaman12:
And I'm almost 33 here in Nigeria without a job and nothing to for.

God when will my time come ?

I was like you in Nigeria until I floated my own farmimg company. Go for farmimg. Go for goateryand sheep farming. Or start something u like. Dont wait for any government!

Edygrin:
The Senior Pastor of Omega Fire Ministries, Apostle Johnson Suleman, has blasted Nigerians, saying the sufferings in the country are the result of the bad choices made during the 2023 elections.


https://dailypost.ng/2025/01/16/nigerians-deserve-hardship-they-are-going-through-apostle-suleman/

In fact all of you will start paying tax! Olori gbeske! Reforms are bad! The church money u collect, u dey use am buying jeeps! Awon oponu eeyan! All you do in churches is to deceive ur sheepies and take them to slaughter! Eyin eeyan radarada yi! All of you tithe collectors, ile maa binu siyin ni! Eni waa mo! Eyin agbaaya gbogbo!

Brendaniel:
The Southwest has produced the worst form of politics to the Nigerian system and that's one major reason the country is where it is today, thanks to Tinubu...

That's why some of them think it will work in Rivers state, Sorry Obasa you were just in the wrong region for your action, not that you are a good person either

Ori e ti buru! Your envy will send u straight to hell!

eteebanky1:


How much will I add to that 4.5M to get an foreign used imported Toyota Rav 4 07

Like another 4.5m. If not that I sold my own, would have been a good buy! I sold it to buy a bigger one!

Brilliant007:
I step out of Lagos searching for a reliable camry 2004. I saw many dealers on Jiji and nairaland. I visited each of them with my reliable mechanic.
After checking several cars, we discovered that none of the Nigerian used cars is worth buying .
They always have one problem or the other. The most common is bad engines.

Many dealers even promised to give my mechanic 100k behind my back to convince me to buy this melon car.

It's crazy that with 4.5 million, all you can get is a bad car.
We return home disappointed.

On getting home. I went back to check my own car that I have been driving for 5 years. My engine, gear, and ac are still in perfect condition and I wonder if those putting their car on sale are those with major problem.

Nigeria dealers have ruined the used car market.
Is this a problem with toyota or because the car is a lower year.

I didn't consider other brands. Maybe it would have been a different situation.

At the moment, we are considering buying Tokunbo direct or on installment payment in order to evade this madness in the Nigerian used car Market

Eeyah. You may try Abuja. But the truth is fairly used cars are very costly these days since imported cars are on the high side! But a car of 2004 is estimatedly 21 years old old! To get a good engine go hard! Just add money and go buy imported Toyota Rav 4 2007. The engine is durable!

Namaster:
Oh boy!

1. Married for 10 years.
2. Has 3 kids.
3. RECENTLY got a job with BETTER pay.
4. NEVER initiates sex.
5. RATIONS sex and it's down to just 4 times in 30 days.
6. CONSTANTLY complains of stress.
7. BLATANTLY tells you to get your sex elsewhere.

Dude, this woman NO LONGER finds you attractive if she ever did.

She has achieved her goal in marriage. She has 3 kids and has gotten a job with MORE money so she does not need yours anymore.

By the way, realise this:

NO man ever thinks his wife is even CAPABLE of cheating on him.

They'd SLAM their chest with confidence and proclaim it to the world. Meanwhile, the said wife is giving professional porrnstars a run for their money with ANOTHER man.

So NEVER discount the possibility that she's cheating on you.

BUT even if she's not, the fact remains that she is NOT attracted to you anymore.

Sex is an INCREDIBLE way to relieve stress.
A stressed woman who finds you attractive would be EAGER to jump your bones. Not refuse you.

Also, a wife who STILL loves her husband and finds him attractive would NEVER advise him to go out and fuccck OTHER women. Instead, she'd do better.

The fact that she was even the one who brought it up should be a HUGE warning siren inside your skull.

She could be INSTIGATING you to cheat because she ALREADY cheated and is attempting to assuage her guilt.

Someone suggested you do MORE chores with the hope of getting MORE sex.

That's RIDICULOUS!

It has NEVER worked. And it'll NOT work for you, either. In fact, it could AGGRAVATE the issue.

Women HATE it when men do "nice things" for them with the hope of getting sex.

They find it REPULSIVE. And close their legs, padlock their pussies and melt down the keys for good measure.

Doing more chores will NEVER get you more sex 'cause she'd counter with the argument that it's something you should have been doing anyway.

So, it'll NEVER work!

The fact is something FUNDAMENTAL has changed for your wife and she has REPLACED you.
Either with ANOTHER man or her new job.

You have 2 SIMPLE choices:

1. STAY in a sexless marriage.
2. DON'T stay in a sexless marriage.

It's up to you.

But before you make your decision, consider this:

Your wife no longer cares whom you stick your dick in, as long as it's NOT her.

Oh man, who are you? You are a badoo! What an argument! However, helping out in chores helps a lot! It is very romantic! Let the dude try that and see! If it fails, then he can take up a choice!

ValCon888:
She doesn't cheat and you don't cheat.

Take some of the burden of chores around the house. Help with the kids and if you're a good cook, help with that too. The aim is to help her with the stress so she's not facing stress at work and stress at home.

Las las, if that doesn't work and you like sex food, tell her to quit her job.

If she can't quit her job or you both need her paycheck so bad then buy a huge jar of Vaseline and unlimited data.

Problem solved.

Confirmed guy! You be werey ooo, guy!

DyshApp:


https://thenationonlineng.net/why-you-shouldnt-japa-if-youre-doing-well-in-nigeria-candy-bleakz/

I am a living witness!

LastGiantAlive:


I don't know what you are talking about. I'm a practicing yoruba muslim from Ibadan and will be made an imam by next year inshallah but that doesn't mean I won't say the truth. How do you expect me to believe this usèless propaganda. Is this rubbish data not from the same NBS that just yesterday claimed that our audio gdp grew by over 3% in the third quarter of this year and that unemployment rate reduced significantly even though most companies are leaving the country and relieving employees of their duty?
In Ibadan here alone, due to insane cost of production more than 93% of poultry farms have shut down and sacked workers . The economy is biting hard and won't allow people to remain in business so how exactly is gdp growing and unemployment rate reducing?
The same NBS claims that inflation is around 38% but Turkiye a European country whose economy is currently a thousand times healthier than ours recorded an inflation of over 60% not too long ago but in this country where groceries, electronics and most commodities have gone up by at least 450% in less than 18 months, we're still here deceiving ourselves with 30 percent inflation rate.
I'm unable to trust any manipulated data from NBS for now until the retarded lunatic in aso rock is booted out in 2027. I was part of the yoruba people who were brainwashed to believe that Tinubu would be a better president than Peter Obi and I voted Tinubu based on sentiments and ethnicism but I now regret my actions.
I will vote Mr Peter Obi in 2027 so he would rescue us from this suffering and poverty that this wicked man called Tinubu imposed on us.

You are not Yoruba. You are not a muslim!

KISSNigeria:
There are various ways to prevent HIV but here are 4:
a. Know your HIV status
b. Always use protection during sex
c. Take a consistent dose of PrEP daily
d. Spread the word and be an advocate for HIV prevention.
#HIV
#hiv
#hivprevention
#hivprep
#HIVPrEP
#keepitsafeandsweet

Our Legend has a record of over 400 unprotected, yet he is not positive!

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Mr, Talku Talku!

Oluboh:




https://dailytrust.com/illegality-of-efcc-all-eyes-on-the-supreme-court/

Useless governors! underperforming, inept and corrupt governors!

gimids:
For obvious reason, a very large number of politicians doesn't know there are People on empty tommy for days now

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Go and look for food if hungry! People are not working and they are looking for food up and down! Go and work!

adamusuleiman3:

https://saharareporters.com/2024/10/08/aba-residents-knock-abia-governor-otti-over-flooded-dilapidated-road-resort-canoe-boats

His people will praise him forgetting all his pasts. They will now put him over Sanwoolu of Lagos! Same with Obi and Jagaban!

kidap:


Source: https://sureodds.ng/ahmed-musa-scores-two-goals-in-nfpl-debut-for-kano-pillars/
Lalasticlala OAM4J, Mynd44

Ahmed Musa is 47 years!

mmadu4:


why did u sell it boss

The car was becoming a menace. It would be stopping on the road. You knw it was an ancient car! A car of 2001! I had a feeling that the engine was going out, so I decided to sell to get the 2006 Camry then.

mmadu4:
This Camry is approaching 3 million naira now. what's so special about it

before it was around 650k or 700k .

No buy am ooo! I when I sold my wife's own for 700k! Very clean! It was in 2017!

Fineman2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IOFBzBoFDE

An armed group linked to al-Qaeda, Jama’at Nusrat al-Islam wal-Muslimin (JNIM), has claimed responsibility for what it says was an attack that killed up to 200 people and injured at least 140 in central Burkina Faso.



https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/8/25/up-to-200-people-killed-in-attack-in-central-burkina-faso

Our enemies are the Europeans!

CyrusVI:
Shame on them

They have to choose between a woman and a horror. I feel for them

2024-1776=? Its not yet time for a female American President. Putin beside Kamala is a no no

You are a bush man! Americans believe more now in the coloured than the Caucasians!

adamusuleiman3:


https://saharareporters.com/2024/08/20/exclusive-documents-expose-aliko-dangotes-half-brother-sayyu-dantata-one-big-players#google_vignette

Only idiotic people believe everything on the internet! I see them as nonentities! They cannot achieve anything till they leave this planet!

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Eeeya. Sir, you can pay condolence visits to the families of the ones who failed WASSCE all over Nigeria!

kokoA:
Old age don get this one down.. Only God knows what Obasanjo does to keep himself active at old age.

Obasanjo used gbekude!

ogododo:

https://dailytrust.com/breaking-soldiers-take-over-major-abuja-road-72-hours-to-hunger-protest/

Your protests are ineffective! Me an o go waste my time for one mumu protests! Nigeria cannot not be a paradise! It is weather that is shielding our brothers and sisters in Europe and America!

Chicentt:
My pussy hurts

I can help calm it!

Islie:


https://dailytrust.com/how-nigerians-crashed-my-phone-over-comment-against-senator-natasha-akpabio/

I love Senator Godswill Akpabio!

FarmersUNIT7:
Suya is a special barbeque delicacy. It is made with some special pepper and spices. The spicy consist of Pepper, Kulikuli, ginger, cloves, garlic and other ingredients are combined in different ratios.

When you get the ratio of Suya spice wrong, the spice won't be tasty.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MykWGjRazvs

The day I saw how Kilishi is made, I vowed never to consume it again! Very disgusting and unhygienic! What a snack to consume!

Racoon:

Do not start this! Yoruba people will come with facts and beat your records! All the Ekiti professors alone are more than all the professors in Ebonyi, Abia and Anambra combined! Stop professing what you are not!