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Chilipepper: 6:40pm On Jun 11

Single ladies, what is the most ridiculous excuse a man gave you for not marrying you?

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Infotubia9ja: 6:45pm On Jun 11

I will be relocating abroad and I will come back in 5 years time to get married to you. Please wait for me.

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ruthieo(f): 6:47pm On Jun 11

Infotubia9ja:

I will be relocating abroad and I will come back in 5 years time to get married to you. Please wait for me.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Double0h7(f): 6:47pm On Jun 11

Typing...

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OlaOfLagos: 6:47pm On Jun 11

Infotubia9ja:

I will be relocating abroad and I will come back in 5 years time to get married to you. Please wait for me.

Are you still waiting?

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ruthieo(f): 6:48pm On Jun 11

Double0h7:
Typing...

Funny people full here🤣

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OlaOfLagos: 6:50pm On Jun 11

Let the manipulation begin 🎤

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Amotolongbo(f): 6:50pm On Jun 11

We are both fair in complexion, we will end up giving birth to child/children with albinism.

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ruthieo(f): 6:52pm On Jun 11

Amotolongbo:
We are both fair in complexion, we will end up giving birth to child/children with albinism.

😂

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Infotubia9ja: 7:13pm On Jun 11

OlaOfLagos:

Are you still waiting?

Happily married

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OlaOfLagos: 7:35pm On Jun 11

Infotubia9ja:

Happily married

May God continue to bless your home

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Infotubia9ja: 7:41pm On Jun 11

OlaOfLagos:

May God continue to bless your home

Amen and thank you

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KingDashx(m): 7:48pm On Jun 11

Any girl wey no be virgin I no fit marry am
End of discussion.

Cause if you see wetin girls of this generation dey do, to marry go dey fear you.

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ruthieo(f): 7:55pm On Jun 11

KingDashx:
Any girl wey no be virgin I no fit marry am
End of discussion.

Cause if you see wetin girls of this generation dey do, to marry go dey fear you.

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Lvgirl: 8:05pm On Jun 11

Haaa you be wetin again

Fia god oooooo

Esthered: 8:48pm On Jun 11

Savedday2:
The truth is that, any man getting marry to a 9ja girl should as immediately prepare for is untimely death.

Why are 9ja girls this evil? They are all the same.

Ehen! How long did your dad live as I'm sure your mum is a Nigerian.

Are your sisters inclusive?

Na Nigerian men come be angels grin

I hope you're engaged to a white sha.

Na online una dey cho cho cho

Offline, event centres are fully booked for weddings between a sensible Naija guy and his adorable naija babe almost every weekend.

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ruthieo(f): 9:04pm On Jun 11

Esthered:

Ehen! How long did your dad live as I'm sure your mum is a Nigerian.

Are your sisters inclusive?

Na Nigerian men come be angels

I hope you're engaged to a white sha.

Na online una dey cho cho cho

Offline, event centres are fully booked for weddings between a sensible Naija guy and his adorable naija babe almost every weekend.

😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂cho cho cho

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Kobicove(m): 9:25pm On Jun 11

Amotolongbo:
We are both fair in complexion, we will end up giving birth to child/children with albinism.

There might be some truth in this, one of my former secondary school class mates who is very fair I'm complexion married a lady who is also fair in complexion and the have 3 kids out of which one of them has albinism

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SamuraiXXX: 9:27pm On Jun 11

Savedday2:
The truth is that, any man getting marry to a 9ja girl should as immediately prepare for is untimely death.

Why are 9ja girls this evil? They are all the same.

Come on getat!

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franchasofficia: 10:08pm On Jun 11

ravensckar(m): 10:56pm On Jun 11

I once told a lady whom I'm supposed to marry that my genotype changed from AA to AS. Hence, we can no longer get married. cheesy

Shebi all of us wan dey throw lamba ni? sad

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Anguldi(m): 11:04pm On Jun 11

Aunty couldn't wait for the economy to ease up. Three Naija babes told me they are not after money in marriage, Omo devil just got repentance.

Fear that gender 📌

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ruthieo(f): 11:27pm On Jun 11

ravensckar:
I once told a lady that I'm supposed to marry that my genotype has changed from AA to AS. Hence, we can no longer get married.

Shebi all of us wan dey throw lamba ni?

😂😂😂😂

Peakdesign23(f): 7:14am On Jun 12

Man wey truly want you no go waste your time.
The craziest thing I have heard is a man telling his gf that if any man wants to marry her she should not hesitate. cry

And he attend the wedding and eat to his satisfaction. grin

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tanigororo: 9:44am On Jun 12

Esthered:

Ehen! How long did your dad live as I'm sure your mum is a Nigerian.

Are your sisters inclusive?

Na Nigerian men come be angels

I hope you're engaged to a white sha.

Na online una dey cho cho cho

Offline, event centres are fully booked for weddings between a sensible Naija guy and his adorable naija babe almost every weekend.

Na dem, awọn Body Count 1500.
Do you mind sharing your body count or you can't share it?

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Esthered: 10:20am On Jun 12

tanigororo:

Na dem, awọn Body Count 1500.
Do you mind sharing your body count or you can't share it?

I don't have bc....you think every female is loose.
Instead of you to engage maturely, you're talking about body count which is far from the topic.

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tanigororo: 10:26am On Jun 12

Esthered:

I don't have bc....you think every female is loosed.
Instead of you to engage maturely, you're talking about body count which is far from the topic.

Awọn ti Virgin Lady, with Zero Body Count.
Esther-Bleach

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TotoSuckker: 10:27am On Jun 12

Savedday2:
The truth is that, any man getting marry to a 9ja girl should as immediately prepare for is untimely death.

Why are 9ja girls this evil? They are all the same.

This frustrated guy should leave Nigerian girls alone for those of us that want them

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