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very funny

Zonefree:
They're still SIMPle men.


No matter the chaos at home, when a man returns, there should be silence and calmness... that's a sign of respect and love.


Women shouting and quarreling in the presence of their beloved husbands shows the men are not incharge of their marriage.

If a thunderous "it's enough" can not stop your beloved wife in her chaotic mood, check the foundation of your marriage.



My prayers are with them.

Oshey Emperor Caesar...

Stale story hitting front page on nairaland in 2025. Chai.

RealLordZeus:
Those guys unlocked the secret of happy marriage

Yes and they will keep fooling themselves until they run out of ways to please their wives.
These ones na men🤦‍♂️.
He even had the guts to share his impunity on the internet.

Plot twist: They were actually fighting over their sidecock.

No be all men respect the Bro Code o! E get one idiot neighbour Tunji wey I get for PH that year. Once I start to dey ball come buy better SUV na so the wife attitude change sotey she come dey park her own car for my domot leave her own domot. I confront Tunji and the idiot too dey side with him wife say yes na true now. Thank God say the next month I got an even better offer that relocated me to Lekki, Lagos. I just upped and packed out of the house overnight without informing them, I no get time to dey argue with poor people jare. Meh!

Zonefree:
They're still SIMPle men.


No matter the chaos at home, when a man returns, there should be silence and calmness... that's a sign of respect and love.


Women shouting and quarreling in the presence of their beloved husbands shows the men are not incharge of their marriage.

If a thunderous "it's enough" can not stop your beloved wife in her chaotic mood, check the foundation of your marriage.



My prayers are with them.

God bless you bro.
This one Na simp narrative lol.

EmperorIsaac:
Lols...I understand women peculiarities! I when a hotel female staff brought the food we ordered to our room and greeted me respectfully, hmmm....When the lady left....I comment my reserve!

I don't understand?? Gist us abeg wetin sup

Creamypie:
you looks her backyard as she dey go. On a second note, if this story is not made up one, the 2 guys na real niggaz, not those SIMPs for Enugu wey fight to death with bottles cos of their wives

Yeah I that situation.... Very useless men, also I noticed south eastern men will fight you on the behalf of their wife.... I have seen 2 occasions play out an I just call it foolishnes and yeye love

Stop confusing compromise with tolerate.

If you compromise your wife/gf, you are paving way for disaster!

jojothaiv:
It's an old gist, more like old wives tales but there are lessons therein, every great relationships is built on compromises here and there and anybody be it the man or the woman that isn't ready to compromise should just dead the thought of having a relationship that will stand the test of time.

On a final note there are still idiotic beings out there...

Zonefree:
They're still SIMPle men.


No matter the chaos at home, when a man returns, there should be silence and calmness... that's a sign of respect and love.


Women shouting and quarreling in the presence of their beloved husbands shows the men are not incharge of their marriage.

If a thunderous "it's enough" can not stop your beloved wife in her chaotic mood, check the foundation of your marriage.



My prayers are with them.

Are you married?

Zonefree:
They're still SIMPle men.


No matter the chaos at home, when a man returns, there should be silence and calmness... that's a sign of respect and love.


Women shouting and quarreling in the presence of their beloved husbands shows the men are not incharge of their marriage.

If a thunderous "it's enough" can not stop your beloved wife in her chaotic mood, check the foundation of your marriage.



My prayers are with them.

Abeg lets hear word. Everybody using the word simp without knowing what it is. Is it father vs daughter that they will act like that. They went inside because they respect their husbands to take charge of the situation. when wives try to calm down their angered husbands, the husbands listen because of love and respect.

Better remove that mindset of wives acting like your daughters.

The only lesson I see from this narrative is that " marry a woman who you go fit control, not a woman wey go dey control you"

Axis313:
To be sincere,if men are not sensible enough,some women will just send them to early grave or even prison.
Assuming both men were hot tempered and acted without thinking,the matter will just escalate.

U get

Romantic fight.

Dtruthspeaker:


Hmmm. Yarn. However, you nearly spoiled it with this provider shi*. Many men provide, yet dia marriage still scatter

Bro majority of providing men are in charge of their homes, don't dispute that.

Or are you expecting to share bills with your wife and still be in charge, never possible.

I don't have time to put up this acting.

I would like to know who is at fault and settle it peacefully, gesturing to both women not to escalate the matter anymore.

saintbillion:
So I stumbled on this post on social media. Was some how funny. I decided to share.



https://x.com/iamAbode/status/1782498103997649119?t=W3q-p6HyRKOALgBoO7tOpw&s=19

Funny but bulshit.you men have ruined this world. What happened to resolving issues the manly way by telling your wives to manage the ropes and discuss with the 9ther .an on how the rope can be managed to avoid further issues and settle the women to be nice to each other like they have been. Truly man's actions or inactions is the reason the world is like this. From creation, if a man has stayed being a man we won't be here today. This is not about simp or all that, a man is man it don't matter if you have strength to fight or not like the women have showed thier wives. Nonsense.

Zonefree:
They're still SIMPle men.


No matter the chaos at home, when a man returns, there should be silence and calmness... that's a sign of respect and love.


Women shouting and quarreling in the presence of their beloved husbands shows the men are not incharge of their marriage.

If a thunderous "it's enough" can not stop your beloved wife in her chaotic mood, check the foundation of your marriage.



My prayers are with them.

God bless u

For how long can they keep pretending n faking it knowing women are never satisfied?


I will rather warn my wife than go n fake rubbish with a man outside

Rotflmao

One aspect of men's life a woman can never figure out.

"How all men get along" Trust me that little drama by both men will only make them bond stronger

So Ur woman control u? Don't let Ur mom hears abt it??

You meant four irrational people?

Fekumzi123:


When your marriage reaches years, come back and tell us how you'll have handled the situation.

I can totally see you from here.🤦‍♂️
Your wife dey enjoy impunity. 100years married man.

Chickensoup:

Abeg lets hear word. Everybody using the word simp without knowing what it is. Is it father vs daughter that they will act like that. They went inside because they respect their husbands to take charge of the situation. when wives try to calm down their angered husbands, the husbands listen because of love and respect.

Better remove that mindset of wives acting like your daughters.

They found creative ways to please their wives. It wasn’t necessary though.
This is just impunity and has nothing to do with being a simp.
You come back from work seeing your wife acting childishly, you still find a creative way to please her. Na wa.

Women want men, no, scratch that, Women need men that will stand up for and fight for them. A man that cannot do either for his wife, is the true definition of a SIMP!

God said husbands should love their wives as Christ loves the church, feeding, cherishing and even dying for it. Go figure.

I cannot quantify the joy and pride I felt the day my husband wanted to fight like 3 agbero who were dragging my traveling bag at a garrage in the east on time we were in transit. Them sef shock at the fury in the eyes of the previously gentle looking, smallish stature man. They just backed away and said leave her o, na him wife oo... I know that was also the bro code at work, because he probably couldn't have outfought 3 thugs, but they respected the innate desire of a man to defend his wife and backed away. I was just petting and rubbing my husbands chest that day.

Two simps who have no control over their wives

saintbillion:

U said it all. Watching My parents while growing up. Immediately my dad says shhhh. My mom enters into her shells like a snail. Na later in their private times u will hear them trying to talk about it. The day I shouted at my mom, my Beloveth dad almost wound me. I could his statement, he said since he married his wife till the day I was born till now, have I ever seen him raise his hands on his wife. Omo I respect that man from that day. Old man told us the day any of our wives comes to him complaining that we beat them. That day he will beat us even infront of our children. I honestly don't know how that man was able to control my mom that when ever she tries to raises her voice even in anger, the shhh sound from my dad calm her down. Dad may ur soul keep resting

Boss I am not talking about your dad here, I respect him......


But another man does it, I will call him a bully.....

I am not referring to your pop man ooo

Zackattack:

They found creative ways to please their wives. It wasn’t necessary though.
This is just impunity and has nothing to do with being a simp.
You come back from work seeing your wife acting childishly, you still find a creative way to please her. Na wa.

You need to be more flexible and less stiff when dealing with life. A lovely marriage usually has some childish aspect of it. The two guys were actually having fun if you put yourself in their shoes. it's just part of the way married couples have fun in marriages. look at old couples talking and you will see them mocking each other or doing childish things.

marriage can be stressful that is why you need to be prepared mentally and physically. There should be discipline however there are times you have to turn a tensed situation in a playful one.

saintbillion:
So I stumbled on this post on social media. Was some how funny. I decided to share.



https://x.com/iamAbode/status/1782498103997649119?t=W3q-p6HyRKOALgBoO7tOpw&s=19

Broth hood are proud of you guys,we acted scripts,men will always be men 🤣🤣

Creamypie:
you looks her backyard as she dey go. On a second note, if this story is not made up one, the 2 guys na real niggaz, not those SIMPs for Enugu wey fight to death with bottles cos of their wives

It's made up.
Praise is a known writer on Facebook. He ends his stories with..... I pause, you pause, we pause. An interesting writer.